Thursday, May 31, 2007
-sneezes-
-sneezes like 9 times-AAAAAHHHH.
-reaches for tissue-
-sneezes another 3 times-
THIS FUCKING SUCKS.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS!!!!
GRRRRRRR...
My tummy ain't hurting or all that, or stuff.
DAMN.
I need to get my flu jab.
But...
Needles...?
-whimper-
AAAAH. DX
HAPPY BIRTHDAY -sneeze- MAYBLE!
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xoxo
A very sick-feeling Bex.
IT'S MAYBLE'S BIRTHDAY TODAY AS WELL AS VESAK DAY! YAY!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MAYBLELY!
Anyway, we went to Seoul Garden to eat lunch.. But before that.. I bought a delish Tiramisu cake at Bakerzin at United Square.. Everyone liked it but Mayble was a little hesitant.. Sucks a little that Rach wasn't here, I guess she would provide some comic relief.. but Walaiporn and Priya came which was pretty cool! The Seoul Garden food was okay except Bex's feeling sick and I feel queasy and I blame the beef cos that's the only thing we both ate.. OMFG!! What if we get MAD COW DISEASE?! Never mind, I shall down a bottle of mushroom potion to save my life and deter me from my tragic and undeserved fate.. HEEHEE.. We went to Esplanade for a walk and visited the roof but it was raining.. And we went to HMV and i felt TERRIBLE, seeing I was SO BANKRUPT to buy anything!!! Next week! Next week! I shall buy the Saosin and Taking Back Sunday and Funeral For A Friend CD!!! And LINKIN PARK!
Went to Bex's house after tat while Mayble went on a date with her coughjuniorscough and Drey and the others went as well.. Maybe.. I lived temporarily under Bex's bed with my mushroom kingdom and my awesome mushroom minions. Mickey, Phil, Jerry, Tom and some dude i can't remember.. We wrote our first song... SSHHH.. And I got so high that i started to sing everything... Making up crazy songs about everyone..
Bex's nice Mom gave me a ride home.. ANd Here i am.. Anyways, yawns.. Sorta.. I feel like puking.. GTG!!
~~FONS~~
[[Ruler of Mushroom Kingdom]]
Sunday, May 27, 2007
-Points below-
The story of the LAUS.. Now, i know where Bex gets her sense of humour.. apparently, it runs in the family.. Anyways, PTM was over like last Fri and it was okay except for the fact that MRS-SAGGY-ASS took a pic of me.. That idiotic, in Bex's Mom's words "incompetant" woman or half-woman(not sure if she really is one) took pictures of everything possible.. She really is so desperate to DO something to make her job look busy.. She's like some failed project or something.. And i don't care if i sound mean or anything..
TOMORROW IS CHINESE O'LEVELS! AND I DID ALMOST ABSOLUTELY NOTHING REGARDING CHINESE EXCEPT READ CHINESE BOOKS.. It's so hard to concentrate and study when the fact that your parents are not in Singapore and you have total control to your life and money to spend.. I wanted to go pick up Mayble's shoes but felt too lazy... So I decided to go on Wed or Tues..
I felt totally weird that day when i was reading a chinese book.. i suddenly thought of Bob, yes Bob and how he tp'd Times Square and so i watched the video again.. And i found a video that someone made about Bob!!
I got to go do something really important now.. But I can't really remember.. So..
FONS
The Day.
The Day the Bill Of Insanity (or Fat Hope) was passed. (true story based on true events)So.
Scene: In coffee shop with the best mee pok, kuay paiti and lime juice in the world.
Lau family sitting at rectangular table.
Dad : Who was reponsible for dropping the you tiao on the table??
Me : The fly.
Mum : The fly landed on it.
Dad : And who was reponsible for making sure the fly did not land on the you tiao?? I was paying, so it wasn't mine.
Me : Mum's. Actually, it landed before you paid.
Mum : Rachel was sleeping on the job.
--HAHA THE WHOLE FAMILY IS BLAMING EACH OTHER!!!--
Anyways...
-5 minutes later-
Rachel : From now on, this is a free family! There-
Me : No cost.
Rachel : Don't talk. There-
Me : Free of charge.
Rachel : Yes yes that too. Now, there will be a constitution of rights and a bill of rights to ensure that the government, me, will not have too much power. Unfortunately, I'll take up 40%, so that will be 60% shared between you three. So that is 20. Percent. Each. -points at each member-
Me : O.o
Rachel : -cackles- There will be freedom of speech, and everyone will repect each other.
Dad : More like The Bill of Insanity. Or fat hope.
Me : -pushes Rachel's head-
Rachel : -pushes back- Respect!
Me : -tries to flick lime juice at Rachel-
Rachel : You're banished to the royal dungeons!! AKA AUNTY RIRIN'S ROOM!! NO COMPUTER AND NO TV FOR ONE MONTH. -laughing like there's no tomorrow-
Me : -chokes on laughter-
Rachel : I bethrone mum the Royal Petunia and dad the Royal Chef! I dethrone you to be the Royal Brushmaid! -dissolves into fits of laughter-
Me : -follows suit-
--Laus cross the road to the car after lunch--
Scene : In the backseat where Rachel and I are seated.
Me : -begins attacking Rachel- HAHAHAHAHA you're SO dead! And none of your Royal Guards are here to protect you!!!!
Rachel : You're insane! I dethrone you to the Insane Royal Brushmaid's Brush!!!
--End Of Story--
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Thursday, May 24, 2007
AH OMG
HAHA WTF. -points down-Football based posts.
-falls over-
HAHAHAHA.
Font's awesome.
That made me happy, slightly. I think.
Bleargh. Bleak.
I HATE exams.
This fucking sucks balls and milk.
My future is a drain.
-dies-
I HATE this life. Not MY life. I'd love my life if THIS was different.
My. Future. Is. Screwed.
I'm such a loser.
What's the goddamn point of life, SERIOUSLY.
Can ANYONE tell me why??
And I'm not acting emo. -shudders-
People have been searching for the meaning of life.
But.
Is there EVEN a meaning to life?
Think about it.
Bex.
LIVERPOOL!!!!!!!!!!
55:56.. So far.. nothing much has changed.. Liverpool seems despaired!! Don't give up!! Sub's coming up! Liverpool got fouled Mascherano!! Harry Kewell got in.. Eeww.. I dun like him.. He's been out of action for awhile.. SHIT!! Carragher got fouled too!! They're losing it!! NOOO!!!! Guys! Pull it together!!! Man!! I sacrificed my sleep time !! Score!!! Go Liverpool!!! What?! Kewell got tripped and it wasn't a foul? Well, it wasn't that much of a big deal anyway.. Milan's defense is too strong!OH MAN!! HE WAS SO CLOSE TO SCORING.. THAT BALL COULD HAVE GOTTEN IN!!! NVM.. THAT SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN THEM PUMPED UP.. AND KEWELL JUST LOST THE FREAKING BALL WHILE "PANSY LEAPING".. IF ONLY GARCIA WAS HERE.. HE'LL BE A GREAT LINK BTWN GERRARD AND KUYT AND ALONGSIDE PENNANT..
1-0..
I'M SO NERVOUS... -BITES NAILS INTENSELY AND CRUNCHES DORITOS MADLY-
IT'S 0409 NOW.. AROUND 25 MINS PLUS LEFT.. IT'S SO TERRIFYING.. KAKA'S PRACTICALLY INVISIBLE.. LIVERPOOL'S DOMINATING THE BALL BUT MILAN SLIPS THROUGH AND SCORES.. LIVERPOOL'S TOO UPTIGHT? KUYT!! YOU HAVE TO SCORE SOMETHING.. AND SOMEBODY BRING IN BELLAMY OR CROUCH!! AND RIISE ATTEMPTED.. FAILED.. IT WAS PRETTY OFF THOUGH..GUYS.. GET YOUR GAME TOGETHER! TIME IS AGAINST LIVERPOOL!! BUT I SHALL, THEY SHALL NEVER GIVE UP!! BRING IN THE SUBS, RAFAEL! CROUCH IS COMING!! GO BEANPOLE!! GO ROBOCROUCH!! AND CROUCH IS COMING!! CRAP!! CORNER KICK.. AND.. FUCK! THAT WAS A TOTAL SHOCKER.. AND PETER CROUCH SUBS MASCHERANO.. GO CROUCH! AND CROUCH ENTERS THE FIELD!! HAIL KING CROUCH!! WE'RE NOT WORTHY! PENNANT HAS EXCELLENT DRIBBLING.. MILAN SUBS.. KALADZE COMES IN.. LIVERPOOL ALWAYS BREAKS THEIR DEFENSE LINE.. DANG IT! A LIVERPOOL FAN LOOKING DEPRESSED! SHAME ON YA!! SHOW SOME FAITH!
81:30.. MILAN JUST SCORED... 2-0!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
WHY??????????????????????????????????????????
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
REINA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHY THE HELL DID YOU DASH OUT??????????????
AND WHERE'S CARRAGHER?!!!!!
THE FUCKING DEFENDERS JUST VANISHED!!!!
I HATE AC MILAN....
I ACTUALLY LOVE THEM TOO BUT LIVERPOOL COMES FIRST!
INZAGHI!! DAMN HIM!!
AND KEWELL JUST NAILED HIS STOMACH!! FUCKING KEWELL!
LIVERPOOL'S CHANCES OF WINNING JUST DIPPED.... MAN!
WHERE'S BELLAMY WHEN YOU NEED HIM?!
I KNEW PUTTING KUYT UP FRONT WASN'T GOOD ENOUGH.. INSTEA D OF 1-1-4, IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN LIKE 2-2-4 OR 1-2-4 OR 2-1-4! KUYT AND BELLAMY SHOULD BE PUT TOGETHER TO PLAY.. AND CROUCH CAN SUB IN LIKE AFTER HALF TIME.. URGH!!! AC MILAN'S SO GONNA WIN.. SIGHS
-WHIMPERS-
CORNER KICK.. BETTER SHOOT 1 GOAL IN.. FINNAN JUST GOT FUCKING SUBBED OUT.. AND REPLACED WITH SOME DUDE.. INZAGHI SUBBED OUT TOO..
AND KUYT JUST SCORED!!!! FUCK IT!!! YEAH MAN!!!! HE HEADED IT IN!! I LOVE YOU KUYT!! THAT'S WHY I'M WEARING YOUR JERSEY!! EVEN THOUGH THE ODDS ARE SLIM BUT HECK! LIVERPOOL! TIE IT!!! CHIONG!!!
2-1 AC MILAN LEADING 8844.. FUCK.. YAY! 3 MINS EXTRA TIME! GATTUSO!! FUCK THAT BASTARD.. BLEGH! MILAN SUBBED AND FAVALLI SUBS SEEDORF.. I SAW FAVALLI SCRATCH WHERE HE WASN'T SUPPOSED TO.. EEW.. LIVERPOOL! LIVERPOOL!
WAAHHH!!!
AND AC MILAN WINS!!!!! 2-1!! BOO!!!
LIVERPOOL...
-MOANS AND BURSTS INTO TEARS-
WHY?! AND KAKA WAS OUTPLAYED BY INZAGHI..
EVERYONE PILED ON INZAGHI.. HAHA
LIVERPOOL FANS ARE CRYING..
REINA LOOKS SO DEPRESSED.. BUT HE PLAYED WELL NONETHELESS..
RIISE, GONZALES, CARRAGHER, PENNANT, KUYT, GERRARD...
BUT NOT KEWELL... HE'S CRAP..
AT LEAST KUYT SCORED..GERRARD CRIED TOO.. MOANS
I CAN'T WATCH THE PRESENTATION OF THE TROPHY LIFTING... IT'S TOO SAD AND DEPRESSING.. BELLAMY SHOULD HAVE PLAYED.. THE FORMATION WAS A LITTLE FLAWED BUT AC MILAN WAS PRETTY GOOD. INZAGHI PLAYED REALLY WELL.. SIGHS.. I DUN FEEL LIKE GOING TO SKOOL ANYMORE.. I'M GONNA BE DEPRESSED THE WHOLE DAY..
I'm so sad.. Liverpool lost.. At least Kuyt scored.. Still and that Gattuso fucking bastard looked so smug.. He is like so.. Irritating.. Kaka was outplayed though.. He hardly touched the ball.. And Carragher looks so sad.. Who wouldn't be? I'm like all puffy now.. Rafael looks stressed.. AC Milan's cheering like shit.. Ancelotti's smiling.. And Kuyt's gonna cry, biting his jersey.. Aww... Bet he felt like he let his dad down.. there was this article that his dad was pretty sick and couldn't come watch him.. but at least he scored.. Agger's tattoofied.. So PB..
And the UEFA Champions League for 2006/2007 winner is AC Milan!
Labels: AC MILAN, CHAMPIONS LEAGUE FINAL 2007, LIVERPOOL
HALF TIME ANALYSIS!!!
I'M SO SUPER PSYCHED! IT'S AC MILAN VS. LIVERPOOL!!! WOOTS! I HOPE LIVERPOOL WHUPS THEIR SORRY ASS EVEN THOUGH I TOTALLY ADMIRE PLAYERS LIKE KAKA,MALDINI AND SEEDORF I CAN BARELY TEAR MY EYES OFF YET I'M BLOGGING! I LOVE SOCCER! AND WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO AGGER'S HAIR? HE ALMOST LOOKS LIKE WENTWORTH MILLER IN PRISON BREAK! YES, I LOVE PRISON BREAK! GERARD'S NOT PLAYING WELL, HOLDING BACK BUT IT'S STILL EARLY.. AND I WISH GARCIA WAS HERE! BUT HE'S STILL INJURED.. BOO! SECOND HALF WILL BE EXCITING.. BELLAMY AND CROUCH WILL BE UP BUT I HOPE THEY SCORE IN THE FIRST HALF! AND PETER REINA AND RIISE PLAYED AWESOME TODAY! WHEEPEE! SUCKS THAT I HAVE SKOOL STRAIGHT AFTER THE MATCH.. AFTER THE MATCH ENDS, TAKE A BATH AND I'LL HAVE TO GO TO SKOOL! AND THERE'S THAT FUCKING PTM! BLAH! -STICKS TONGUE OUT AND FLIPS THE FINGER- I HATE PTMS! AND MY MOM JUST "DROVE" OVER TO MALAYSIA FOR A MEETING, WILL BE BACK JUST IN TIME FOR PTM.. BUT SHE'LL PROB BE LATE.. SHE ALWAYS IS.. AND REINA JUST BLOCKED ANOTHER ATTEMPT FROM AC MILAN! YAY HIM! GO KUYT! LOVE YA! I'M WEARING THE JERSEY! AND ALONSO JUST ALMOST FREAKING SCORED 26:49 SOMETHING! IT MISSED LIKE 30 CM FROM THE TV.. PRETTY CLOSE, I GUESS! I JUST POLISHED 1/4 OF THE DORITOS!! WONDER IF I'LL GO TO SKOOL SMELLING LIKE DORITOS.. HMMM.. TODAY ME AND BEX WENT TO BORDERS -GALLIVANT, GALLIVANT- SHE *COUGHSKIPCOUGH* TUITION.. WHOOPS.. BIG MOUTH.. AND ZENDEN'S LIKE THIS TOTAL BASTARD WITH A STICK UP HIS ASS! EVEN THOUGH HE'S A LIVERPOOLER.. I DUN REALLY LIKE HIM.. OMFG! DANGEROUS POSITION!! AND PETER REINA SAVES THE DAY AGAIN!!! PETER REINA!! WOOHOO! THE BALD GOALIE WHO CATCHES BALLS!! YAY HIM! CORNER KICK! AND AWW.. BUT I SHALL NOT WAVER! WONDER IF ANYONE'S WATCHING.. TING DIDN'T MENTION WATCHIN... SAID IT WAS TOO LATE.. 31:00.. INTENSE INTENSE.. I JUST REALISED EVERYTHING'S IN CAPS..
I am so nervous.. And Reina saves another attempt! He rocks! He's officially my idol now! Liverpool def has more possession and more goal attempts but they're not accurate.. Still, we've got the ball.. Seriously, Agger looks like he came out from the Prison Break set.. Nice movement Alonso.. Crap.. Wonder if Bex would know who or what I'm talking about.. She's not watching.. No ESPN!! How can she live without ESPN?! Doesn't her DAD watch too? Too many defenders for Kuyt to shoot.. He has like 3 defenders marking him.... Riise's playing a vital role in this game.. He's great.. Free kick! 36:25! Foul! HEY!! Gattuso just totally KNOCKED into Zenden!! Anyone saw that?! Bastard.. Go Pennant! Come on Kuyt! Get your game on.. dude.. HA! Gattuso got a yellow card! Serves him right! He fouled Alonso and KNOCKED into Zenden.. Serves that bull right! Ancelotti's looking grim.. hee... Haven't seen kaka play.. the ball's in Liverpool's hands.. I mean, legs..
I wanna buy a few albums.. Saosin, Taking back Sunday, Thursday, Funeral for a friend, the almost(even though they're a Christian band NOT that I have anything against them, just that I'm a total agnostic and I dun really like christian "preaching" in the lyrics), Linkin Park(I know how can I not have it yet?) SHIT! MILAN'S FREE KICK! 22M AWAY FROM GOAL!!! -BITES NAILS- AHHHHHHH!!!
AC MILAN SCORED!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
WHY?!!!!!! WHY?!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! BOOHOOO!!!!! THERE'S STILL TIME FOR COMEBACK BUT AC MILAN WOULD BE TOTALLY PUMPED UP!!!! LIVERPOOL!!! GO!!!!! CHIONG ARH!!!!
OMFG!!! IT'S HALF TIME ALREADY?! SHIT!! FUCK!!! COME ON!!! ANYWAYS, BELLAMY'S COMING UP AND HE'S THE TYPE OF PLAYER THAT CAN BE PUT UP FRONT ALONE LIKE IN KUYT'S POSITION BUT I DUN KNOW WHETHER HE'S GOING TO SUB KUYT.. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO... -MOANS-
LIVERPOOL!!! YOU BETTER WIN!!!! TING'S GONNA MOCK ME!!! AND IT'S THE FINAL!!! THE CUP IS LIKE SO NEAR!!!
Wednesday, May 23, 2007
HAHA YESTERDAY.
YESTERDAY.Yesterday was SO fun. XD
Me, Celeste and Drey built like a mini fortress out of angular blocks (exagon, polygon, parallelogram, octagon SEE I'M GOOD AT GEO) but shortly after, it collapsed. HAHA needless to say, we screamed. Hahaha how FUN. DANGGIT. I forgot to tell drey to bring UnoStacko again cause tomorrow will DEFINITELY be as boring, and I only have one Darren Shan : Demonata Series book to bring tomorrow, I'll definitely finish reading it twise (I read over Fon's shoulder) and be sitting there TWIDDLING MY THUMBS. Tralalaaaaa... Yaaay I got Fon into Darren Shan. I wanted to marry Lord Loss cause he's so sad and into blood and duh, I kinda like that (tehee XDD) but I look a closer look at his description and decided against it. I mean please... HE HAS NO NETHER REGIONS!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA. -receives an elbow in the gut by Fon-
TODAY.
So anyways, -looks over shoulder furtively- I PONNED SCIENCE TUITION TODAY. First time in my life I ponn-ded. So anyways, I went to Borders with Fon.
WAIT. Start from the beginning.
HAHA we had a bonding session today and shared stuff about our childhood over hotdogs. I miss my kid life so... DX Then on the train I made her choose who she'd do in MCR, but she just COULDN'T. XD I chose Gee. XDDD
So apparently, according to her, we "galavanted around Orchard Road" then went to Borders. Looked at Darren Shan (okay fine, drooled over) then acted out bits of Macbeth from this ridiculously thick Shakespeare book. Then we went to listen to music. Bloody sample only last 20 seconds. GRR. So we camped out at the music section and drooled freely, declaring that we would live here if we could. Will save up for a voice training book, amongst other things. XD Fon's got the damn list!
So we went to buy Coffee Bean after that. Fon got a HOT (for me) Mocha Latte, and I got a quiche. Hahahaha, in the end, we couldn't even like finish it properly and mushed it to bits. XDDDDDD
That's the end of a very eventful (or not) and memorable (even more so not) day, cause it's the First Day Bex Ever Ponn-ded Tuition day and it will be celebrated. XD And YES I have to document it, it's historical.
That last sentence was directed at Fon. XD
xoxo
Bex.
Monday, May 21, 2007
HOHO
My sis asked a stupid question."Jie jie, what would you do if you came home and suddenly saw me break dancing?"
HAHA
OMG AND.
"Dad has like, beetle-infested everything." - Sis.
"Isn't that his comb you're using to comb my hair." - Me.
"Uh, oh yeah." - Sis.
WTF!!
HAHAHAHA.
O.O She's so weird sometimes.
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xoxo
Bex.
P.S. Yes, I like to blog everything that happens to me. That's what I do, that's me. So yeah.
Edit: My sis thinks it's weird that she's related to anyone in this world. O.O She sais, "The more I think about it, the more I can't believe you're (me as in bex as in yours truly) related to me." O.OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo
Sunday, May 20, 2007
MY HOUSE JUST GO FUCKING SOLD!
MY HOUSE JUST GOT FUCKING SOLD! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT! YEAH, BASICALLY THAT WAS IT.. ABOUT LIKE AN HOUR AGO, I WAS BLOGGING ABOUT THE OPEN HOUSE AND NOW,MY HOUSE IS SOLD! THAT WAS LIKE TOO FAST! BUT THE WHOLE "AUCTION" PROCESS TAKES LIKE ABOUT FOUR MONTHS SO I CAN TAKE IT EASY..BUT UNTIL THEN, WHEN I MOVE WILL BE LIKE SEPTEMBER AND STUFF!! AHH!! THE HORROR!!WHAT THE FUCK AM I GONNA DO? MY FREAKING HOUSE JUST GOT SOLD! -SOBS-
Sometimes I hate blogging
See that title Bex? That's for you.. Sorry, I'm in a pretty crappy mood right now..But there is one thing that sorta cheers me up.. Sorta.. Our commonwealth essay this year, the one I wrote, the Bargain.. Well, my Mom had to stick her nose into my business and she showed it to her old NUS classmate and a University lecturer person. I felt so embarrassed.. But apparently, she sorta liked it though she said it lacked maturity but she said I was still young. Damn it with maturity! Who cares about being mature.. Okay, sometimes maturity is like impt & stuff but maturity sounds kinda boring and yucky! And she gave me a bunch of advice like how I should go to JC and then, university and study English language.. Blah.. About some bright future as some top journalist crap.. Blah.. Blah.. Blah...Have you ever felt so irritated you wanted to punch someone. cos now I'm having this open house thing now at my house and people are just reading what I'm typing.. How rude!! That's for you! You invader of privacy! you should be proud I blogged about you, old man! There was this one woman who is like so critical and stuff.. I felt like bashing her up and she was staring at my posters!! Saying who's room is this and crap.. Why all the walls are splashed with posters!! Hello! And so, Frank used his Super cute and powerful glare to zap the woman and now, she's off somewhere, getting 7 years of bad luck for inwardly laughing at my posters!!!
I hate it when adults say something about your stuff when they completely have no idea what they are talking about. I mean, i talked about that old woman looking at my posters right? This dude, guy, man just walked in and talked to my Mom about some child upbringing thing. Now, they're like launched into this child upbringing thing, bringing things like satan and EMO and turning astray crap!! I so want to bitch slap that dude and torture him but not let him die..
I shall poke all his nails out, dip them in lemon juice and add piranhas inside! Then, I'll tie him up, skin him here and there, pour honey and let loose ants and bees all over him. Shave his head and put a woodpecker there and make him watch cheesy re runs of WHEEL OF FORTUNE! HAHA!! Then, I'll wash him off with salt and hang him upside down, just above a whole pool of electric eels and ask him stupid random questions like "What colour am I thinking of? A) Mouse B) Mice C) 3 D) Money" And if he answers wrongly, I shall drop him lower and lower into the pool! HAHA! Beat that!
Anyways,next two weeks i shall have the ultimate freedom. my dad won't be home and my mom won't be for a few days in btwn the two weeks.. Haha! No dinner and no veg! It's time for revolution! Let the mutiny rise!!
HA.. Oops.. gotta go.. I have to control the dark and evil side of me!
Saturday, May 19, 2007
Zzzzzzzzzz
FON NEEDS TO UPDATE. The shooshbag is online on myspace but for some reason she ain't reply or on msn. GRR.So... WAH today ballet killer again. It's like, Ms Gina's training our strength now, and Ms Shanti never did, so now we're all damn weak. I want Ms Gina to be our teacher, cause she trains our strength. -bawls-
I've. Stopped. Wearing. Eyeliner. So I've noticed. NOOOOOOOO WILL NOT HAPPEN. I will start again DAMNIT you can't crush my eyeliner wearing thingy, MUM.
SO.
Today me and Rah had a very funny voice clip conversation; most fun I had in a long time. We were quoting POTC. Hahaha more like SHE was, cause I was like "Aye, Avast!", "Welcome to Singapore", and "clearly you haven't been to Singapore" only, but she SPILLED QUOTES like a pro. Apparently she watched it MANY times. XDDDDD It was SO fun. XD Oh. I'm supposed to sing for her tomorrow. Ooer. O.O
AH Ruilynn framed her Phantom Of The Opera poster too! DDDDX MY IDEA. But she said "YOU DIDN'T COPYRIGHT IT!!" Oh well... You win some, you lose some.
Argh my keyboard is making a very loud noise. And mum and dad are sleeping right behind me. Ooer...
HAHA I realised Ruilynn's font hasn't changed since four years ago. Think I'll go tell her. -runs to tell-
YAAY my mindblock from earlier has vanished. But the sarky bit is that I'll never get to know the answer. Oh well. I can't even remember the problem. XD
HAHA SHE GOT THE ANSWER. CHALLENGE. XD She wants to go through challenges, like the one she's encouraging me to go through now, wtf... Typing in a room with sleeping parents, one of whom doesn't sleep soundly. ARGH. She can take her bloody challenge and stuff it up a Captain AssRape's arse. He'd like that, oh yes.
I told Rui. She said we couldn't see the font she uses so she had to keep that old one. Then she said lousy. Then I made her explain what was lousy, and she was like, uh. HAHAHA. XDDDDD She said that we all think she's using the same font but whatever HAHA I'm not gonna attempt to under complex (or not) issues at 11.15pm. XD
HAHA Brittany and Emma's sending me lame comics. Like WTF how disturbing. XDD
Check it out.
You know you want to. XD
Go on, click it.
Damn this post is long. XD
Imma go now. I'm hogging our blog, it seems. XD
TATA!!
xoxo
Bex.
Friday, May 18, 2007
The Incredibles!
"Your mum and I are always united against... Against the forces of...""Pigheadedness?"
HAHAHA. The Incredibles, gotta love em!
Okay will STOP posting now. XD
There's just too many in one day!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA XDDDD
xoxo
Bex
HAHA
HAHAHAHA OMG This is like my what post today? Anyways, I forgot TWO very important things. Firstly...HAPPY 16TH BIRTHDAY RACHEL SIM!!!
YOU'RE NOW NC 16 QUALIFIED!! XDDDDDD
And...
NUGGETS!!! HAHAHAHAHA.
LOOK
LEMME TRY AGAIN.
HAHAHA. Me and Rae outside the theatre making monkeys of ourselves.
Who took it said "So cute..." HAHAHAHAHA WTF.
OMGGG
YAAAAAAY I GOT MY AVENGED SEVEFOLD CITY OF EVIL!!!!!!!!!SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
I'M SO GODDAMNSDIHGLKJHLDGJNSLJDHGJSDDOOSH HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!
FINALLY!!!!! -halleluia chorus-
I AM SO MAD HAPPY. XD
OMG. I just found out that Bethany was watching Avenged Sevenfold like NOW!!! OMG that's so fucking freaky. SOULSISTERNESS LIVES FOREVER. XDDDDDDD
DX I wanted to put my phantom pic here but it's too biggg. DX
I'M SO CHANGING THE BLOG SKIN GRR...
FRO SURVEY!! XD
Fro Facts : A questionnare done by FRO SPACE. XDwhats your name spelt backwards? orF
What did you do last night? Fluffed out
The last thing you downloaded onto your computer?hair tips.
Have you ever licked a 9 volt battery? No but I can look like I did
Last time you swam in a pool? Ugh Chlorine !!
What are you wearing? ringlets
How many cars have you owned? rely on my owner to drive me
Type of music you dislike most? anything you can't frobang to.
Are you registered to vote? I'm running for president !!.
Do you have cable? yes.
What kind of computer do you use? lapfro.
Ever made a prank phone call? I rustle suggestively
You like anyone right now? all my fro friends
Would you go bungee jumping or sky diving? both love the feeling of the wind in me.
Furthest place you ever traveled? all over the world.
What's your favorite comic strip? Umbrella Academy ( if I don't say that he'll pull on me ).
Do u know all the words to the national anthem? yep
Shower, morning or night? whenever my owner does, at least it's more often than the old days
Best movie you've seen in the past month? 300.
Next thing your going to buy? frizz comb
Chips or popcorn? neither don't like crumbs inme
Have you ever smoked peanut shells? huh ?
Have you ever been in a beauty pageant? don't need to over 100 people think I'm great already
Orange Juice or apple? neither makes me sticky
Who were the last people you sat at lunch with? MCR
Who is your longest friend and how long? Ray 29 yrs.
Favorite arcade game?world of warcraft but I just watch.
Ever ordered from an infomercial? nope.
Sprite or 7-UP? sticky, sticky, sticky
Have you ever had to wear a uniform to school/work? yes a fancy one with braid
Last thing you bought at Walgreens? mousse.
Ever thrown up in public? no but I know someone who has ...
Do you believe in love at first sight? yes
SPONGEBOB OR JIMMY NEUTRON? Jimmy has great hair
Did you have long hair as a young kid? No I've grown since then
Where would you like to go right now? be fuzzy.
Whats the name of your pet? Frolette and Froble.
What kind of back pack do you have, and what's in it? Don't have a back but i'd say conditioner
What do you think about most? anything twisted
Thursday, May 17, 2007
YAAAAY BLOGGER POST PAGE IS OKAY NOW.
BUT THERE'S NO COLOR DAMNIT!!!
Anyways, tomorrow gonna go get RJA, hopefully. XD
Or Anberlin.
O.o I'm hearing rumours that they're a CHRISTIAN band.
Not that I have anything against them, but yeah...
O.ooooooo
SO. Haha look below to realise what we did today. XD
I mean please, Fon butter-knived her hand and 'combed' it, and practically became a barbarian with the clay and palmed her face and leg and her cushion whose name starts with G and is uncommon and isn't Gustav. HAHAHAHA. XD
It was mega fun. I bought a giant bar of Cadbury Black Forest but we didn't touch it, for obvious reasons, duh. XD
Your Guardian Angel by Red Jumpsuit Apparatus is AMAZING. I'm putting it as our blog song DAMNIT. XD <3333333333333333333333333333333 it SO MUCH.
So anyways. Hmm there IS no anyways. Oh yes, anyways. I DID SO BADLY FOR MY RESULTS. But I failed only one subject, -phew- But the marks sucked... DDDDDX
Grr will go and listen to rja. XD -whoops-
MUST lend dele my cd tomorrow, FON WILL NOT BEST ME. XDDDDD
So.
Cheers,
xoxo
Bex.
Say hi to Clay and Cushion
Clay and cloth definitely do not mix since the clay is practically UNWASHABLE from my cushion.. -MOANS- Anyway, today we were creating Rachel's surprise birthday present and we would mean Bex and I, duh! We or I was a little too high and made things a mess while Bex did everything.. Almost.. I stuck in the toothpicks! AHA!Chinese paper was okay today.. I think P1 was one of my best work.. I put in real effort into it anyway.. P2 was a slight challenge and I almost fell asleep if not for RJA and Ronnie's awesome voice.. I would have fallen asleep! And note to Bex, I have decided to end Adele's misery and lend her the MCR cd and also, Madina Lake who you hate to love.. Sighs, you don't know what you're missing!
Everyone was intrigued with Kerrang today.. I guess they were too bored and Kerrang was something new anyway! Rui and her orange sauce was a little gross during lunch but the slush was one of the highlights of the ice cream.. (huh? i have no idea what i just said) We ate at Macs before buying the clay and Bex came over and we started to do stuff..
Bex made the NICE palm of MY hand look like a pork chop at first but it's okay now.. And her fingers look SUPER REAL!! Like totally realistic but the last finger looked like cocktail though! HAHA!
I have to go study now but here's something
Tuesday, May 15, 2007
ANBERLIN
ANBERLIN FUCKING ROCK.HOW COME I NEVER HEARD OF THEM BEFORE???
Oh yeah, I live under a little soundproof rock, impenetrable by any other source other than mainstream.
-takes out hammer-
I think it's time to smash that rock.
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
xoxo
Bex again.
SRSLY.
Anorexia/Bulimia disorder[x] You know what fasting is.
[x] You've been on a fast before.
[ ] You've gone more than two days with out eating.
[x] You've purged your food before (aka Thrown up).
[x] You dont like the way you look.
[ ] You obsess about how many calories are in your food.
[ ] You excersise more than anything else in your daily life.
[x] You have low-self esteem.
[ ] You've lost alot of weight in the past year.
[x] You have persistent negative comments to say about your body shape and size.
[ ] Your personality has changed, or you think your "huge" when others say that your skinny.
TOTAL: 6
Bi-Polar Disorder
[x] You can be happy one moment, and then be pissed the next.
[ ] Your mood is either at a very high point, or a very low point.
[x] You have sudden outbursts out of nowhere.
[x] You get pissed off easily.
[ ] People have asked you if you've had bi-polar before.
[x] You use curse words/sometimes.
[ ] You are severely depressed, or it comes and goes very often.
[ ] You get so depressed, that its hard to get out of bed at times.
[x] You always seem to have tons of energy.
[x (hardly ever sleep)] You hardly ever sleep, or engage into things such as drugs, alcohol, or risky sex activities.
[x] You've had or still have suicidal thoughts, or have attempted it.
TOTAL: 7
Obsessive Compulsive Disorder
[x] You have unwanted ideas or impulses to do things.
[x] You have urges to do things, to relieve a discomfort you might be feeling.
[x] You are obsessed with something that you do every single day.
[x] You have anxiety or feel distressed.
[ ] You feel like if you dont repeat a certain act, whatever it may be, something bad might happen to you or a loved one.
[x] You can easily loose control of your mind.
[ ] You like to make sure you're clean all the time.
[x] You've thought you might have obsessive compulsive disorder before.
[x]Certain impulses or images come to your mind often.
[x] You repeat certain acts to get whatever it is out of your mind.
[x] Your obsession interfeats with school, work, or social life...or you tend to feel paranoid.
TOTAL: 9
Schizophrenia
[x] You have violent behavior.
[x] You tend to have multiple personalities.
[x] You have delusional thoughts.
[x] You have paranoia.
[x (sometimes)] You isolate your self from being social with people.
[x]You have trouble sleeping.
[x] You sometimes have unusual sensitivity.
[ ] You've had hallucinations before.
[x (sometimes)] You have a flat voice, lack eye contact, and a blank face expression while talking.
[ ] You have difficulty with your speech, or answering questions normally.
[x] Are you real emotional?
TOTAL: 9
Multiple Personality Disorder
[one count?] You've been exposed to many traumatic situations.
[x] Your personality can change within seconds.
[x] You sometimes act like your a different person, but its only in a certain mood you get into.
[x] You cant remember many things that have happened in your life
[ ] You some times feel like your body is not real, as if its changing in size, shape, color, ect.
[ ] You look at something and you feel like its changing in size, shape, and color to...or as if what your looking at is not even real.
[x] You can become very stressed easily.
[x] You have forgotten bits and pieces of your child hood.
[x] You are unable to recall personal information.
[ ] You feel as if your not even here, and that your more than one person.
TOTAL: 6
So. I'm an obsessive compulsive schizo. O.o
xoxo
Bex.
Sunday, May 13, 2007
HAHAHAHAHA OMFG
HAHA OMG MY DAD GOT BIRD SHAT ON IN THE MIDDLE OF HIS HEAD THIS MORNING!!!HGAHAHAAHAHRAJGFNKASDNGVKJLSANDLKVJHDKFNKLHALDKJ HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
Saturday, May 12, 2007
HAHA OMG
HAHAHAHAHA OMGOMGOMG.ME MUM AND SIS JUST DID SCREAMO ROARS.
WE FUCKING RULE THE HEAVY METAL PSEUDO WORLD!!!
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA.
xoxo
Bex.
Friday, May 11, 2007
11TH MAY
SPIDERMAN 3 WAS SEEN TODAY BY THE BEX, THE FON, THE DREY, AND THE RUILYNN.HAHAHAAHAHAHA. I'm Christophersomething. Fon's Eugene and Drey's BRUCE HAHAHA SO GROSS.
ANYWAYS.
Spiderman 3 was like AMAZING.
Apart from the lame walk-and-"dance" thing that Peter Parker (Toby Maguire) did, I THOUGHT THE "BLACK" HIM WAS SO HOT!!!!!!! -drools-
I like bad guys. Hhahahaha -cough-.
"oh and MY GOD. PETER PARKER IS SO NERDIFIED. me and bex were laughing over all the cheesiness and stupidity of it all." - Ruilynn's blog.
SHE'S SO RIGHT. The beginning when he was watching MJ's performance, he was singing like NERDILY AND GAYLY along!!! SO FUNNY HAHAHAHAHAHA. Then his walking when he was transformed was like OMG -dies of laughter- HAHAHAHAHAHAAHA KICK ASS FUNNY!!!
"so bex threw the popcorn kernel into my SHOE and i threw the kernels at bex's bag and fontey. EH DON'T BLAME ME LA. it's so dark. and i just randomly flick." - Ruilynn's blog AGAIN.
LIKE WTF!!!! IT GOT STUCK ONTO MY BAG STRAP, AND WHEN I WENT OUT THEN FON FLICKED IT OFF EW GROSS!!!!!!!!!!!
We both have a bone to pick with her!! We're popcorned on her for LIFE man. Watching movies with us next time will be KERNEL HELL.
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA. XD
I bought a piggy bank. More like a tin can bank. AND YOU KNOW. You can't open it unless you use a tin opener. COOL. I can SO save then cause it's so cute and I OMG BRB.
BACK LIKE THREE HOURS LATER. XD
Anyways I CAN SAVE UP!!!! XD
Like actually control saving. The thingy is TOO cute so I won't dare to ruin it. XD Although it'll look pretty cute after it's opened hhahaha wheeeeeeeee. Okay BYE FINDING NEMO!!! XD Just now was Supernatural HAHA oh boy are Dean and Sam childish, always playing pranks. XD
xoxo
Bex.
Wednesday, May 9, 2007
GRRR.
IT'S NOT LETTING ME MAKE RAD COLORS AND RAD FONTAGE!!!!!!!!
GRRRRRRRRRRRR MORE.
Anyways OMG look!!!!
-jumps and points-
Let's send some positive vibes to Ray, Bob and Matt
Put your hands in your hair and repeat after me...
" By the Almighty Power of the Fro....
We send this thought to you all....
Lingering illness must go..
The Fro Clubbers love you all !!! "
Courtesy of the Fro Club.
AWWWWWW it's TOO cute.
XD
Physics today. I think I'm DEAD. I messed up like two giant questions worth about 6 marks each and I forgot Ohm's Law.
Somebody kill me PLEASE.
Before Mum and Dad do it.
OMG I HAVE AN IDEA. I'll put the html of the cool fontage and SEE WHAT HAPPENS!!
-runs-
EDIT: OMG YES IT WORKED!!! XDDDDDDDD
I bought Bethy's pressie today! Some cute little metal bookmark with a bat then BETHY in FAT letters then a ghost and a pumpkin. Awww...
I'd show a pic here but I gave it to Ruilynn for safe keeping (on hindsight, that might've been a bad idea), and postage later.
Today Rui and I went heartland mall, then the MAIN HIGHLIGHT was basically laughing about the hot leather shorts in This Fashion, then going to Body Shop and sniffing around. XD We like sprayed smellies all over our arms and were like -sniff sniff- THIS IS JASMINE, NO IT'S OCEANIA, NO IT'S CASSIA BLABLABLA. XDDDDD Hahahahaha, how FUN. XD Then I bought a scent. FOR $21.90!!! HOW EXPENSIVE. And I can't even remember the name. O.o Anyways, I'm going to go back there to buy a set for mum. XD Body Shop is earning a lot of money, especially from me now. XD
Okay I'll go now, STUDY TIME. XD
TURRAH.
xoxo
Bex. (can't you tell already? XD)
Tuesday, May 8, 2007
ARGH
FAIL AMATHS.JKLJSKLFSJKLGJALSKJDGKLSJDLKGAJWKD.
GRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DDDDDDDDDX
OMG. Phys tomorrow.
AND I'M STILL ON THE COMPUTER FOR SOME WEIRD REASON.
Nooooooooo.
-gets off-
Monday, May 7, 2007
Well.
Apparently SOME PEOPLE think amaths is gonna be a breeze. I DON'T THINK SO. I don't give a fuck about the subjects that have already passed; it's the coming ones I'll stress about. GRR. FUCK.Titles are irrelevant
Blah.. Chem was hard today.. well, but I figured that the questions could be done if I studied more.. Cause I remembered seeing some familiar stuff.. But.. anyways, who fucking cares anymore.. It's over.. Well, for now anyway.Went to HMV today and bought the Arctic Monkeys (favourite worst nightmare), Simple Plan (no pads, no helmets, just balls) and my RJA (don't you fake it)! YEESH!! Well, anyway only RJA belongs to me.. Bought them for BEX!! Listened to Arctic Monkeys though.. Musically they aren't that bad but their style is not my style. First listening was fresh.. sorta like P!ATD fresh but sound kinda.. weird/different? Anyways, turns out disconnected was on the deluxe edition for RJA!! Oh man! I love that song!
Watched Prison Break and yeah, season 2 finally ended! Sad.. sorta.. actually not really.. TMR's bio which I have to score if I want to pull my chem which is probably gonna be like a less than 10 kinda thing.. I love bio but there are stuff to remember and I SO have to do well!! A maths pp1 tmr.. kinda pressurizing.. But I think I can do it.. For reasons unknown, amaths seem like nothing compared to chemistry now.. It's like amaths totally offered the fail and hate subject throne to chemistry hands down. HA!
Yawns.. Gotta get back to BIO!!
FON-FOOZEBALL [FRONKS TEMPLE]
Sunday, May 6, 2007
Grr.
OKAY WTF. Blogger's post page is SCREWED.So anyways, Fon, PLEASE sign off. XD Like me see!! -refer to end of post for excellent example-
HAHAHA.
Omg I'm wearing my spex now. I don't want my left eye to drift EW. How retarded will that look?? Not saying that the people with cock eyes look retarded la... I LOVE YOU RAY. XD
Omg I realised what I just implied. -slaps hands over BIG mouth-
"HAHAHAHAHA YOU CAN'T SHUT ME UP, I'M WAY TOO BIG!!!" - Mouth.
"SCREW YOU!!!" - Bex.
"I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY!!!" - Mouth.
Oh bugger. Forget that. Ew 22 chaps of chem. I'm gonna DIE. Juggling millions of msn convos now BRB.
AH EFF I NEED TO STUDY.
DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDX
BYE.
xoxo
Bex.
Saturday, May 5, 2007
Randomness ensues.. Or not.. *Sighs
This is stupid.. I have absolutely no motivation and drive to study.. I studied today.. Like history but like only a few chapters! And I didn't touch anything else! I couldn't.. I didn't want to! How can I have motivation to do something if I don't even know whether I want to have a road ahead of me tomorrow? Anyway, my lame suicidal tendencies are the least of my worries now. I have the stupid mid years to "worry" about.. I don't really care for them as I do for my Os.. After all, the final destination this year is still the Os.. Even if I flunk, it doesn't matter but getting good grades would be nice and encouraging.. On a side note, so far my exams are manageable and surprisingly, I could do the maths paper like 90% which is great for me since I'm a total moron when it comes to numbers.. The only thing I want related to numbers are car plates and money.. I am THAT ANTI-MATHS.This blog is a good idea, I guess.. But if Mayble finds out about this, I'll get crap from her! I mean, Mayble's my friend and all but.. sometimes I can love her lots but hate her even more.. The things that blurt from her mouth.. If looks could kill, I think Mayble would have died million times over.. And speaking of which, I had this freaky dream that Mayble hinted to someone that she *ahem was in love with someone! Ridiculous rite? But just a few minutes ago, I almost thought it was real.. Ha, like that'd ever happen!
Anyways, I'm gonna continue slacking and watch more Prison Break.. It's like one of the best and all..
And just so you know, this is SO NOT my brain.. Randomness ensues!! It's SQUEAMISH'S!! Miss him, Bex?
Friday, May 4, 2007
PIX.
PIXPIXPIXPIXPIX!!!!!!!!
-drools- FIRE. I LOVE.
MY IDOL.
OMG.
Who else think's Brittany Kramer is cool???
I LOVE HER.
And I don't care if the pix overlap. XD
<3333333333333333
xoxo
Bex. (I'm beginning to think: When is it not? XD)
OMG
So that was Bex last posting.This is Bex posting now. XD
LIKE OMG. I SAW OUR NEW LAYOUT.
I THINK FONT FOUND IT.
<333333333333333333333
The Dandy Book 1999
So apparently it's porn.HAHA THE SECURITY VERIFICATION CODE WAS BEDNUDE SPELT WRONGLY. (bedneud)
Ooooo.
Free skins for blogger.
The Official Opening of WHAT WOULD THE FRO DO.
"Tians, Heinze, Rhymes."
-ruilynn, the guest, smashes champagne bottle against screen-
-smashes-
PLEASE.
PLEASE.
PLEASE.
PLEASE.
PLEASE.
WHY...
Cause.
YOU'RE AWESOME LIKE THAT.
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
-millions cheer-
PIX OF RAY AND FROS.
WE MUST LINK FROSPACE.
Fros will not cover Ray's face.
Here ends VERY random blog post.
No comments about froed chest hair will be made.
No Comment.
Audrey will most prolly read this. XD KAY POH.