Sunday, May 27, 2007

The Day.

The Day the Bill Of Insanity (or Fat Hope) was passed. (true story based on true events)

So.

Scene: In coffee shop with the best mee pok, kuay paiti and lime juice in the world.

Lau family sitting at rectangular table.

Dad : Who was reponsible for dropping the you tiao on the table??
Me : The fly.
Mum : The fly landed on it.
Dad : And who was reponsible for making sure the fly did not land on the you tiao?? I was paying, so it wasn't mine.
Me : Mum's. Actually, it landed before you paid.
Mum : Rachel was sleeping on the job.

--HAHA THE WHOLE FAMILY IS BLAMING EACH OTHER!!!--

Anyways...

-5 minutes later-

Rachel : From now on, this is a free family! There-
Me : No cost.
Rachel : Don't talk. There-
Me : Free of charge.
Rachel : Yes yes that too. Now, there will be a constitution of rights and a bill of rights to ensure that the government, me, will not have too much power. Unfortunately, I'll take up 40%, so that will be 60% shared between you three. So that is 20. Percent. Each. -points at each member-
Me : O.o
Rachel : -cackles- There will be freedom of speech, and everyone will repect each other.
Dad : More like The Bill of Insanity. Or fat hope.
Me : -pushes Rachel's head-
Rachel : -pushes back- Respect!
Me : -tries to flick lime juice at Rachel-
Rachel : You're banished to the royal dungeons!! AKA AUNTY RIRIN'S ROOM!! NO COMPUTER AND NO TV FOR ONE MONTH. -laughing like there's no tomorrow-
Me : -chokes on laughter-
Rachel : I bethrone mum the Royal Petunia and dad the Royal Chef! I dethrone you to be the Royal Brushmaid! -dissolves into fits of laughter-
Me : -follows suit-

--Laus cross the road to the car after lunch--

Scene : In the backseat where Rachel and I are seated.

Me : -begins attacking Rachel- HAHAHAHAHA you're SO dead! And none of your Royal Guards are here to protect you!!!!
Rachel : You're insane! I dethrone you to the Insane Royal Brushmaid's Brush!!!

--End Of Story--

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Posted by Rebecca @ 3:15 PM